Excuses at the office!!

Here I am, RancidSpeak again...commenting on some of the absolutely, incredibly STUPID things that go on in office.

We are working in a place that employs people in shifts. So what is the normal routine? We all work in shifts, dodo!!! And these shifts are "shifted" around and all shifted people have equal oppurtunity to get into any damn shift.

Here today, we had three stupid girls from our team, come up to the spock who deals with the shift schedules and literally beg him, to put them all into the same shift!!! Whatever for, I ask?? Do they all have some really interesting thing to do together?? Together as in happy, together??

Damn it, I can be really MEAN sometimes. But seriously, one of these girls comes up and gives this really stupid excuse, saying that her mom does not like her to come in so late to work and to leave so late!!!! And by late, they mean leaving at 12:30 AM. Is that late?? Morons, why dont you try working in a night shift, get another job or simpler yet - GET MARRIED. Now, dont put ideas into my head, but seriously, will your mom complain then?? Or what shift are you in, then??

I am just starting something here....guys, can u come with some SILLY explanations that we GUYS can give to escape all these crazy shifts??